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"Springtime For Hitler" is a natural for the next Kennedy Center prod.

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With a cast of formerly blacklisted actors like Zero Mostel.

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I was going to say “Springtime for Hitler” but someone already said that, so I’ll go with “Elon and the Angry Inch.”

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Springtime for Donald and Elon Musk 🎼🎶🎶🎵🎶

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Dòmhnaill's Egregious Inequities (DEI) with Elon and Stephen

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Caption for Trump's First Kennedy Center performance: "Elon Musk: The Demon Barber"

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Lara Trump and Kid Rock Duets

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with strip tease by Lauren Boebert

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Perfect pitch 👌

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Kid Rock vs The Hulk Mixup

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The "Send in the Clowns" musical!

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“The King and I” performed as Russian Ballet

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Or performed by Trump and Musk with their white man’s overbite.

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Next production should be Little Shop of Horrors.

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DJT and The Dead Kennedys

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"Sweeny Don"

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Frankenstein.

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Operation Mincemeat.

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Symphony in B Sphincter Major

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"The Bolshoi Ballet Performs YMCA"

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The Manchurian Candidate

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Tutti Frutti, oh Putie

Tutti Frutti, oh Putie

I got a guy named Vlad,

He knows how to love me mad

He rock to the East, he rock to the West

But he's the guy that I love best

Tutti frutti, oh Putie

Tutti frutti, oh Putie, ooh

I got a guy, named Vlad, he almost drives me mad

Got a guy, named Vlad, he almost drives me mad

He knows how to love me, yes indeed

Hey you don't know what he do to me

Tutti Frutti, oh Putie

Tutti frutti, oh Putie, ooh

Tutti Frutti, oh Putie

Tutti Frutti, oh Putie

Tutti Frutti, oh Putie

A wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom

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My name is Vladimirovitch

I made Donald Trump my bitch

My name is Vladimirovitch

I made Donald Trump my bitch

He always cracks a smile

When we do it DOGE style

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Got a poodle named Trumpet

Sitting on my tuffet

Got a poodle named Trumpet

I make him be my strumpet

He's such a good dog I don't have to force

He loves to ride my Iron Horse

Wop bop a loo bop a wop bam boom

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The J6 Sing Sing Singers

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